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daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)

braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

heroineheroine:

mrcheyl:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [x]

o godddddddddddddddddddddd

«Sword Art Online II» ED Single —「Startear」by Haruna Luna

(Source: isupercell)

mlsandry:

we are like young sharknados

(Source: samicesaro)

shoptokyodolls:

Shining Star Tights (Limited Stock Available!)

$14

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

(Source: lol-coaster)

(Source: loganslaugh)

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell